'Google it'

Google is like the worlds collective memory, a step closer towards artificial collective consciousness?? Or can internet already be called an artificial collective consciousness?

'Google it' is common lingo now, it is taken for granted that everyone knows/can know what's on the Google already and we have these smart interfaces called mobilephones to tap into it. So far it replies to a question thrown at it, pretty sure it's not long when it starts answering questions that just arise in our mind, maybe using an advanced BCI*. Who knows? Google knows, yes the collective consciousness knows.

It would be even funnier if it replies via a reverse BCI and not through our normal senses. But that will be scary, imagine a computer being capable of planting an idea in your head and imagine that computer being controlled by an evil mad scientist.

Jokes apart, imagine everyone being capable of finding answers to any question that arise in their mind (as long as it's already available on the internet) will it cripple creativity? will it make us ultra dependent on the internet? will 'wisemen think alike' be rewritten to 'everyone thinks alike'? or are we just rediscovering something that have been long forgotten? perhaps this is the oneness all religions been preaching about?

I genuinely believe it might catapult our development as a species, because the chances of rediscovering and reinventing something will be negligible; and finally we'll be on our way to be god-like but again the term 'god-like' is relative/subjective, pretty sure we are already god-like to a man from the 1st decade.

*Google it

My first Love

I'av always wanted do it ever since.... hmmm well ever since I was 18, my friends said it was awesome, you know I have this dumb ego to get things done with my own cash so had to wait till now.
I'av been working for over one and a half years and had planned to do it a zillion times but somehow or other it never worked out, it was always a feeling of "is she the one" or "is it time yet". Haa plus I was mostly broke by the 3rd week of every month.
But this time I'av saved enough for her, the very day I got my salary credited I took a wad of solid cash and called up my friend who wanted to do the same but he said he cant make it was stuck up with work (probably chickened out but not me not this time)....whatever I had set my mind to it and knew it was now or never.
I'av already met the experts and got it all planned out they said I'll get it cheap at a place called koti(don ask me what that means), now it was only a matter of choice to me.
was pretty nervous when I reached the so called "place", I should be, it was my first time, geez there they where, the beauties, all lined up on the street dressed in all combination of colors you could imagine.
all types and all varieties you name it you'll get it, pretty old ones where there too god knows who wants them, well I guess people have their crazy tastes when it comes to "this"
but not me; I'av already got a clear idea of what my first love would be like I'av already visioned her in my fantasies, now all I wanted to do is to find her from this crowd of fake beauties, god knows what lies beneath those puttyed glossy exteriors.
voila there she was; in the distance dressed in black with the setting sun adding a certain glow to her face or was it my brain playing tricks on me? she looked fresh out of a 90's bollywood movie ohh boy she was pretty beyond words I knew it was her the moment I laid my eyes on her, I caught a twinkle in her eyes beaming at me it as if to say she wanted me more than I desired her.
she was the one I knew it, I'av been waiting so long for this moment I cursed myself for not having done this before, if only I had not burned all ma cash on booze.
I slowly walked up to her with this stupid smirk on my face while trying to be as sexy as possible, all the very gently laid my hands on her and caressed her, hey did she wriggle nah I was imagining things up, I was damn nervous one wrong move and I'll screw it all....
no words where exchanged I dint even ask her rate I was ready give away the world to make her mine.
She was all turned on and I was on top of her in a jiffy I was on the ride of my life I dint want to hurt her I cautioned myself not to rush it, loved the sound she made while gasping for air, it made me high a new kinda high I'av never felt before, a feeling when you know she'll be all yours, I gently throttled her up to the point where her gasps turned to a high pitch whine almost like a cold cry, she was all revved up it turned me on even more, they say you must become one while riding your horse, well here I am, riding the horse of my life, my heart was pumping adrenaline into my blood in sync with her gasps and when we where finally through I was so pumped up I wanted to do it over and over again but I dint want to stress her out on the very first day so I lit a cigarette and just stayed by her admiring her fine body feeling each and every inch of all that beauty, thats when the smell of oil hit me and I could see the source.....
I shouted at the vendor "oyye bayya esaka tho engine cast mey leak hein yeh nahi chaleg"
he replied "18,000 ko lena hein tho lelo naye tho chod do"
I walked on into the darkness all alone without fulfilling my long cherished dream to own a Yamaha rx100, will I ever get hold of one?......or should I wait for Yamaha to relaunch the promised 4-stroke version but will that compare with the 2-stroke? any ideas ppl???

lyfs beautiful

Woke up with a slight hangover (from yesterdays Bacardi on d rocks), rushed 2 ma colleagues place….hopped on his bike and blasted off 2 d metro station

Saw a bloody accident right in front of us din stop coz we were late 4 d local train…

Caught d train….got down and hopped on our scooter parked @ d station….blasted off 2 d client site…

Met with an accident….all 3 went sprawling on d road….multiple bruises no broken bones….(thank god)

Ma phone was ringing while I was still on d road…got up and picked d call….bad news “critical sever @ client has gone down need 2 fix it immediately”…

Took d other 2 to hospital, bandaged up and off 2 d server room….reinstalled d server by 4 in d evening and back home thinking that d worst was over…(ha not yet…)

Colleague calls up and wants me 2 go 2 Chennai for trainin….d nxt day…ohh crap…I was planning 2 go 2 b’lore diz weekend an blast sheesh so bad…called up frnds @ b’lore and canceled tickets 2 b’lore….(frnds@ blore pissed off….)

Called up frnds @ Chennai and planned a trip 2 pondy aftr trainin @ Chennai….(so far so good….)

½ an hour later boss calls up and asks me 2 cancel Chennai trip an go 2 b’lore for 1 week…. crap change f plans again….k..watevr called up b’lore pals and said I’ll make it dis weekend…..huh atlaz evrytings cool… (frnds @ chennai pissed off....)

Boss calls up again…..change f plans will send me 2 Chennai, will adjust with sme1 elz 4 blore….wtf???? ha jeez…k Chennai it is.. at laz… (frnds@ blore pissed off…)

so evrytins done 4 d day….goin 2 Chennai d nxt day….

got bck home….turns on TV….kaboom….d tv goes dead ….great….dis is amazing…

Booked tickets 2 Chennai and went 2 bed…

2 day….

Colleague calls up hes hospitalized wont b able 2 replace me in my absence @ hyd……great….no other option cancel Chennai trip….

Calls up boss and said I wont b able 2 make it 2 Chennai…he ain happy but wat d f can I do bout it….

nw I don have tickets 2 b’lore dis weekend….and was so jobless 2day was wrtin down dis crap….lyfs beautiful huh????

temptation

i can resist nytin xept TEMPTATION......

MA LIFE

MA LIFE IS A CARNIVAL F DREAMZ....
AM JUZ A LIL KID LOST IN T CROWD
SERCHIN 4 A FAMILAR FACE
BUT IN VAIN

ALL I SEEZ CLAY FACES STARIN BLANK AT ME
WIT TER STONE COLD EYES
WAT R THESE???
R TEY HUMANS OR MERE PUPPETZ
DANCIN 2 T STRINGS


AM IN PAIN
U CAN SEE IT FRM MA FACE
I TNK AM GOIN IN CRCLZ
I WANNA CRY
BUT T TEARS WONT CME OUT


I BLV TERZ MRE 2 LIFE
TAN TIZ STUPID CARNIVAL F BASELESS DRMZ
I WANNA BRK FREE AND FIND A BTR PLACE
A PLACE WER I BLNG

SME1 PLZ WAKE ME UP
AN LEAD ME OUT
LEAD ME OUT
2 T PLACE WER I BLNG
I'LL JUZ WLK ALONG

hmmm...smtin like love

i tot u wer easy 2 forget
and yet am so used 2 ur luks and ur hooks
tey r like 2nd nature 2 me nw
like breatin in and breatin out

i tot u ver rather like a habit i cud always break
and yet am so addicted 2 ur smile and ur face
tey r like 2nd nature 2 me nw
like breatin in and breatin out

i tot u wer like a promise i cud always keep
and yet am so used 2 ur cheer and ur spirit
tey r like 2nd nature 2 me nw
like breatin in and breatin out

i tot u wer like a dream tat wud fade
and yet am so used 2 ur eyes and ur lips
tey r like 2nd nature 2 me nw
like breatin in and breatin out

i tot u wer rather like a flower tat wud wither
and yet am so used 2 ur voice and ur pleas
tey r like 2nd nature 2 me nw
like breatin in and breatin out

i tot u wer like the sun hu wud set
and yet am so used 2 ur presence and ur ignorance
tey r like 2nd nature 2 me nw
like breatin in and breatin out

i was free b4 v met and i can always b like tat
and yet am so used 2 ur woes and ur crys
tey r like 2nd nature 2 me nw
like breatin in and breatin out

i was calm b4 v met and i can always b like tat
and yet am so used 2 ur frowns and ur scowls
tey r like 2nd nature 2 me nw
like breatin in and breatin out

plz don leave me nw

i don want t sun 2 set on me
nor do i want t flowers 2 die on me

i don want 2 wake from this dream
nor do i wan2 b free

i don wan2 brk t habit nor be calm
coz all i want is u in my arms..

i cud spread my wings
and do a lot of things
i'hav nvr done b4

all 4 u
if u were mine.....

Calvin and Hobbes

Bill Watterson's masterpiece, and one of the greatest comic strips of all time, Calvin and Hobbes.tey r juz awesome.....actually tat guy calvinz a genius....

heres t whole collection.....

http://www.marcellosendos.ch/comics/ch/index.html

laugh ya heads off...